What's In Your Search History?

Yesterday whilst using the internet to search for something random; I commented to MrM if anyone could see my search history what would it say about me? 

I thought I'd do a little experiment and look up the last 5 things on my search history and see what it's all about.


So this is my search history:

sky.com - We are off on holiday soon and in my quest to keep my sanity and hand luggage weight down, I want to know if I can download stuff to 10 year old's iPad & 5year old's Galaxy Tab as we have SkyGo.

countries with double taxation agreements with the UK - This is a work thing. I work in finance and lots of countries withold a percentage of the payment but it can be reduced with certain forms. Sometimes filled out 5 times, double sided paper that must not have been looked at on a day that has a T in it.... 

The Tudor Room + Egham - A restaurant I want to take MrM to for his birthday. 

The Fat Duck -Heston Blumenthal's restaurant that we can't afford at £225 per head. 

Itchy Anus - This was for the 5yo.  Complaining of itching. Told her to go and wipe it with a wet wipe and I'll put vaseline on it. She apparently knows better and said vaseline doesn't work. I ended up giving her antihistamine! 



So that's mine. It could and has been weirder.

What's in your search history? Let's compare who's got the most strange! 

It's a (Minecraft) Minefield!

The five year old thinks everything electrical she touches is a swipe screen.  She tries to swipe at my kindle (original edition and height of technology when it was new) with confusion.  Father Christmas kindly bought her a Samsung Galaxy Tab3 (kids).  Father Christmas also bought the nine year old an iPad mini.

I am trying my hardest to keep up with them but I know pretty soon they will both overtake my limited technology knowledge and be hacking into the Government data frame (does that exist?).

One of the Mums on a FB group I am a member of recently asked if our older children had instagram accounts as her nine year old was asking for one.  Heck I don't even have an instagram account! Isn't it more about taking photo's and people commenting on them? Another member of a FB group I am a member of; posted a picture of her dog on her instagram account and was then upset when some nasty troll told her it was ugly and should be put down. 

One way I get round checking what the children use or download is by using one account for all of us. I've set up safe searching and haven't loaded my card details so no sneaky purchases can be made. I get emails when they download games and apps.This has worked so far for our Android products, but now Apple™ has arrived too giving me another set of complications.

This week I have been proud of the nine year old, he's been asking me if he is allowed to download a game on his iPad.  He's been describing it in detail to me in the car every morning. I'm not keen on the sound of it.  At least one of his friends has it he says.  So this has prompted me to re-search the game.  It's not a blood and gore game but I found this description  on the website Common Sense Media

"Terrifying psychological thriller is too much for kids."  "Parents need to know (game name) is a horror game that uses tension and jump scares in place of blood and guts -- and, as a result, is a lot scarier than many other titles. The sense of being trapped and defenceless in a small office quickly becomes real -- and when the animatronic characters jump out at you, you'll jump (and maybe scream). This makes the game much too intense for younger kids -- and teens should know what they're getting into."

I didn't know if app games ran by the same rules as games & videos do.  It turns out there is an Entertainment Software Ratings Board (ESRB). They provide guidance about video games and apps so that consumers, especially parents, can make informed choices about the ones they deem suitable for their family.

ESRB ratings have three parts:

• Rating Categories suggest age appropriateness
• Content Descriptors indicate content that may have triggered a particular rating and/or may be of interest or concern
• Interactive Elements inform about interactive aspects of a product, including users' ability to interact, the sharing of users' location with other users, or the fact that personal information may be shared with third parties

They have a free app which you can access from here.

I have also learnt that I can set restrictions for apps through the iPad too and will be nabbing it off the nine year old when I get home to do that.  That's if the five year old isn't watching Barbie reviews on YouTube. 

Unfortunately in the eyes of the nine year old I am the big bad Mum who says no, he can't understand the reasons why I wont let him play the games his friends do but hopefully when he's all grown up and maybe a parent too, he'll also be fighting these battles on behalf of his children.